Daily Archive: March 26, 2009

Mar
26

I Was Attacked by a Wild Chihuahua.

Oh, the horror!

I had just finished blowing the leaves from my gutters when I saw it dash across the yard.  A smallish brown creature with pointed ears, needle teeth and a bloated belly ran toward me at killing speed. As the beast approached, I noticed a bright yellow object in the death-grip of its mouth.  Perhaps a …

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